Snarky Mischief
Why the General Public Hates Christians, Yoda Breaks His Silence: “Fiction was Star Wars. Happen It Did Not.”
A long ago time in a galaxy far, far from here… God went to the movies. He knew the ending, so He decided other forms of entertainment like babies and platypuses would suit Him better. And I agree with Him. I have never seen The Titanic. Why would I pay $8.00 for popcorn when I…
Read MoreNEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds
NEW DISCOVERY: 30 More Minutes of Super Mario Can Stop Chronic Nose Bleeds Our 8-year-old vandal son suffers from nose bleeds. Seriously, when the mucous membranes in this child’s nose are void of humidity, it’s like a scene from a Stephen King movie. He’s actually getting a little more accustomed to the onset. A few…
Read MoreFresh Hate and Jesus Fish
I am getting some “fresh hate.” For the most part, it rolls off me. I am not a mean person. I love Jesus. We are tight. But I don’t like to shove Him down people’s throats. And I certainly never want to misrepresent Him. So my mom was in a car accident. It was…Read…
Read MoreTHE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs
THE STUFFING: Truth, Tradition, Carbs Its increase is legend. It can be too dry… worse still, too moist. It can go in the bird, however, if no caution is taken this method can quickly ruin every Thanksgiving from now until forever. You only have to get Salmonella at one Thanksgiving Day feast to #neverforget. This…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… Stop Apologizing for Your Divorce
You don’t have to apologize anymore for your divorce. Yes, God hates divorce, but He is crazy in love with you. Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… Stop Apologizing for Your Divorce Recently I had a conversation with a Christian woman who said, “I have been married three times. In my prayers, I repent daily…
Read MoreThe Meet the Teacher Fallacy
It is that time of year, time to meet the teacher. I am not pro-homeschool, public, private, co-op, military (best money we ever spent), charter, un or free range. The way I see it, you do what ya gotta do. And I have tried them all. This year our daughter will graduate from college. She…
Read MoreGoodbye, Cruel Summer…
Goodbye, cruel summer. You with your long days and sleepy vibe. It has been good. I have a four-season soul. But I live in a state with only two seasons; summer and winter. Summer takes up 80% of the year. But the real summer, the summer where the kids sleep in until 11 and there…
Read MoreMy Cups Runneth Over…
Wow. You are very subtle. Not really, I know you know there is marinara on my right breast. Just above the chocolate stain from last week. And I know you know I know you looked at it and can’t seem to stop looking at it. I am not a slob. This is how I am…
Read MoreNatural Birth & Inflatable Swimming Pools
I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Am I new? I am just hearing about this. I saw the Duggars doing “natural” deliveries in a bath tub..
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