Praying the Wrong Prayers: How to Talk to the Father

Praying the Wrong Prayers: How to Talk to the Father It is late; I might have blogger’s remorse in the morning.  It is the walk of shame many a female blogger has walked, the morning after the epiphany; “Crap, did I hit publish?  Where is my bra? Oh no… did I order pizza…are those Snicker’s…

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When Life Gives You Lemons… Pucker Up Buttercup

When Life Gives You Lemons… Pucker Up Buttercup 15 tire

When Life Gives You Lemons… Pucker Up Buttercup Oh, my stars. I don’t think I can make lemonade or lemon pie, or lemon… anything but fresh tears. It can’t get any messier.  Actually, if that is a challenge to the universe, what I meant to say was, UNCLE! White flag. Tap out. Remember the Alamo……

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A Jesus Girl’s Guide to Soul Care: A Pedicure for the Soul

A Jesus Girl's Guide to Soul Care: A Pedicure for the Soul

A Jesus Girl’s Guide to Soul Care: A Pedicure for the Soul If I tripped and fell on the impossibly tiny Vietnamese manicurist, as I climbed into the indulgent massage/Chinese torture/space chair, she’d die. Instantly.  When I get a pedicure, I feel like a giant.  Every inch of my Scottish-Norwegian-Nordic-Goddess village pillaging size 9 ¾…

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Dear Jesus,  Don’t Answer Me, Not Just Yet….

Dear Jesus,  Don’t Answer Me, Not Just Yet…. 1

Dear Jesus,  Don’t Answer Me, Not Just Yet…. Among the broken, distraught, and altogether rotten brats I must encounter each day, as their mother, I am the worst of these. I want what I want when I want it. That means now. I want my café mocha, “skinny, extra hot, with an extra shot, and yes…

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Stop the Ride I want to Get Off… Wait, Nevermind

Stop the Ride I want to Get Off… Wait, Nevermind 1

Stop the Ride I want to Get Off… Wait, Nevermind When our second oldest son, Luke was five, he had a best friend, Rebecca. The fair-haired duo sported wide eyes, toothless grins and belly laughs that left them breathless and delirious. The moment the two younglings were in each other’s midst they would laugh until…

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