I am a Crusty Christian: Go on and Judge me, I am too Crusty to Care 1

I am a Crusty Christian: Go on and Judge me, I am too Crusty to Care


That is what we call it at my house, crusty.  Crusty is when you are mad, sad, indifferent, and don’t want to get out of your pajamas or go to school or get out of the bed.  I have been in bed for 26 hours and counting. 


I liken it to half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, crammed between the couch cushions.  It is dry and brittle, altogether gross… yes, that is me.  I am crusty, and I can’t muster change. The fact is, I have been between the cushions too long.  Even if you picked the lint off me and stuck me in a wet paper towel and microwaved me for 9 seconds, I am too far gone.


I needed to remain in this crusty state and I didn’t want to be talked out of it.  Usually, a pep talk requires me to pull it together and shower. I prefer this crusty state, for now.  So, I picked a friend that would say, “Stay crusty.”

And when she was done with me I ate ice cream and didn’t shower. No, you haven’t stumbled upon a drunken mommy blogger.  My laundry is not caught up, but that is the least of my concerns.  We don’t need to claim solidarity or join forces to rage against Tide Pods.  Although, what the heck is that all about?

When did we get so stupid?

Am I wrong?  Probably.  My son is a Marine, the government shut down directly impacts him, but every time I watched the news the last week the press was arguing over how much Donald Trump weighs.  If a government shutdown means I don’t have to listen to banter about the obesity scale of the president… party on.  Truly, I lost interest sometime right after the polls closed.

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I realize I am a little late, but I can’t muster enthusiasm for these congress “people” and their plight to come to an agreement.  Back in June, was I the only one that noticed that the Republican congresspeople were shot at playing baseball on a Wednesday?  How is that our tax dollar at work?  Why were they playing baseball? Is this government or day camp?


This is the part where someone can chime in, “but you are a Christian, you can’t be a Christian and be crusty???”

Yes, I can.

I love Jesus and I am crusty.

Somedays I am less crusty than others.  This day, I am rocking the crusty.  My flannel pajamas could be boiled to make soup.  I love them. They bring out a goodness in me.  It is a private goodness; I feel certain onlookers would just gag.  But when I am in these jammies, I feel like I am wearing a crispy (not to be confused with crusty) cotton nightgown and I am running through a golden wheat field.  They are my spirit animal clothes.

I love my special crusty stretchy pants.

It is a good day to write about being crusty.  I am not on the other side; this is more of a camaraderie post than a “if you can dream it you can be it!” post.   I tried to read some posts that were sure to reboot this weary believer, but they all made me want to burn my bra and embrace the two-day-old stubble on my unshaven legs.  Also, I ate a block of cheese.

In the last seven days I have been yelled at, insulted, overdrawn, at a bond hearing in a police station, stuck on the side of the road, and my house flooded.  No, really.  And I called the enemy’s bluff and whimpered, “I won’t be silenced.”  But I said it with a mouth full of Juju Fruits.  I don’t think he heard me.


But I don’t want or need sympathy.  I want to say this for myself more than the masses.  So while I am crusty, I am also redeemed.  Also, I walk in the favor of the Lord.  He knows I am crusty.  He died for me knowing I would have days I was crusty and He still loves me.

You cannot convince me otherwise.  So, in spite of my crustiness or yours, we are still daughters.  I confess – I am His girl.  He didn’t bust a water pipe in my house and flood my master bedroom and office.  He didn’t cause a flat tire and He isn’t mad about the cheese, or the juju fruits.

The crustiness I am experiencing today is different from the crustiness of years past because my flannel pajama pants are not laced with condemnation.

There is no condemnation in Jesus Christ.  Yes, I want to be better – eventually, I want to change out of these stretchy pants.  Definitely, He has more and better in hope for me.  No eye has seen… no ear has heard. But today, this is where I am, crusty.

Today I rest.  This day I lament my woes.  I talk out loud to him and me and the universe.  I don’t care how much the president weighs.  And I cannot fathom trying to explain to my children not to eat a Tide pod. For one thing, they are really very expensive.  Also, they are laundry detergent.

If you are going to eat non-food items, have some juju fruits or Taco Bell.

These things, things of the world and all its nonsense and crap, don’t surprise Jesus.  The surprise is, He is not surprised, or mad…or full of fire and brimstone rage.  He is just good, all of the time.  So as I schedule this post, I will probably regret it in the morning… among other regrettable choices the last hours have afforded.  But I can’t pretend to be a fresh peanut butter and jelly sandwich when I am being crushed and sat on between the cushions of the family room couch.


I am not in trouble.  Jesus loves me.  I add to my list of things to ask Him.  Why does it matter what the president weighs?  Why are people eating Tide Pods?  Do you wear flannel stretchy pants and eat Apple Jacks straight out of the box?

And while I am certain this is why He created the Sabbath, I feel an overwhelming peace that I haven’t felt in a long time… maybe ever.  A peaceful nudging to shower, put on pants with a zipper, and keep on, not because it’s easy, but because He will not leave or forsake me.  Not one thing can separate Him from me.

Not even my crusty behaviors.

When I am ready, I will blow my nose, dry my eyes, and carry on to the next disaster or calamity.  I will tend to those maladies with poise and gentle words, delicate, sometimes hilarious prose, and scripture laced promises.  And that will be just as real as these crusty words.

I am not dressed for war today; my stretchy pants are hardly armor.  But as I cry, recover, and ignore caloric values I am somehow preparing for the next battle and I fully believe – I will be well rested and ready.

I am a crusty Christian… this is my battle cry, “Tomorrow, I shower.”

May your floors be sticky and your calling ordained.  Love, Jami

Israel, the Lord who created you says,  “Do not be afraid—I will save you. I have called you by name—you are mine. Isaiah 43:1 

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  1. Susan Russo on January 21, 2018 at 5:42 am

    Carry on crusty warrior! I’m on your side.

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 5:42 am


  2. Mary on January 21, 2018 at 6:22 am

    Romans 12:15 I will weep with you in your weeping and rejoice with you in your rejoicing. Make room for me on your couch and I will share my Kleenex with you and give you hugs.

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 6:23 am


  3. Stephanie Nipper on January 21, 2018 at 6:37 am

    Keep it Crusty, Jami! We’ve all been there. Good for you to refuse to feel guilty about it!

  4. Rebecca A Huff on January 21, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Don’t be an uncrustable! Crusties Unite!

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 7:26 am


  5. Alicia on January 21, 2018 at 7:44 am

    I couldn’t love this more. As I get out of bed this Sunday morning (after being here for 12 hours..ahhhh) to get 5 children ready for church. Which is oh so relaxing & has such a Sabboth feel to it. Bahahahahaha. Nothing like a Sunday morning to remind me how much I need Jesus!
    From, your crusty compatriot!

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 7:48 am

      Crust on….

  6. Sara Musser-Berrios on January 21, 2018 at 8:40 am

    My Daily Devotional today was on being honest with God. Jami, I love that you are real. And while being crusty has it’s place, I am certain heaven has HOT showers, because there is something redemptive about them…when you are ready. Maybe coffee first?

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 8:40 am


  7. Rose on January 21, 2018 at 9:14 am

    i Needed this post this morning! I’m feeling “crusty” as well! I sat on my couch all day yesterday in my jammies and have no desire to get off of it today! Thank you for sharing and being so honest!

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 9:15 am

      Stay crusty! ❤️

  8. Sara on January 21, 2018 at 9:56 am

    This government shutdown impacts me directly. No paycheck for me. So I’m VERY crusty at the moment! Which means, how will I make my mortgage payment and buy groceries. Okay, I admit I could lose a few pounds, but I hadn’t exactly wanted to try the starvation diet…but hey, whatever works…NOT! How come those congress people get paid, but our military and I don’t? I’m crusty..cruSTY…CRUSTY!

    I needed this today. thank you fellow cust. ❤️

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 9:57 am

      Ugh. That’s the armpit of this nonsense – they just keep on… praying for resolution. Stay crusty. ❤️

      • Sara on January 21, 2018 at 10:06 am

        Thank you. I’m praying too…

      • Sara on January 21, 2018 at 10:37 am

        p.s. You stay crusty too! 🙂

  9. Glenna McKelvie on January 21, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Last night at a get together my husband told a story about our pipes breaking, ceiling coming down 30 years ago, when our kids were young and we were poor— at the time we had 2 mortgages and a house for sale. It was a horrible time. A time I thought would do me in! A time that made me quite crusty! The very odd part about it was , as I listened to him tell that story , it was like I was hearing it for the first time! That horrible time that, at the time, had me in tears, had me on my knees, almost did me in…I had actually forgotten!!! I had moved on!!! I have been so blessed that I have been able to blank out one of my worst nightmares!!! Do I ever still have crusty times? Indeed I do.. but don’t give up hope! (Even on our inept government)

  10. sandy on January 21, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    God bless all the crusty women! Thank you Jami, for sharing and letting us all be part of the journey of real life so that as we deal with our own “crusty” we are not alone! Your insights are always a blessing to me; please know that and keep them coming, ok?! God bless you and your family!

    • jami_amerine on January 21, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      Thank you

  11. Vikki on January 21, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Oh how I thank the Good Good Lord for words of light and encouragement when the darkness seems about to suffocate. Thank You for giving these funny, true and powerful words to soothe this grieved heart and irritable spirit. Jesus!!

  12. Becky on January 22, 2018 at 8:36 am

    Bless you, I have felt very crusty this last year. So much change and sadness in my life and some days the only thing I can do is lay in bed in my fleecy Pj bottoms and horrible, ugly, comfortable sleep shirt and just BE. Be sad, be crusty, be exhausted, be overwhelmed, be on my heavenly father’s lap, be telling him all about how I can’t do anything more, be aware of his hand on my life. I am far from done with all the troubles and sadness and heartbreak that are front loaded into this year, but I am so glad I can be crusty for a day or two and then when I’m ready take a hot shower and try again.

    • jami_amerine on January 22, 2018 at 8:46 am

      Praying for you now.

  13. Tonya Bozeman on January 22, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Oh My Crusty Friend! I so needed to hear this today. I have felt like this for quite a time now! I have been feeling so guilty! Thank you for writing these words. They so spoke to my heart. Life is so CRUSTY and I am that way. I find myself asking where is the fun loving funny me? I seem to have lost her with health problems and changes. I ate a whole block of cheese too! Keep on keeping on. I made it to work today after that great shower. Stay Crusty My Friends!

  14. Maggie B. on January 28, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    I’ve been pretty crusty myself lately. Carry on crusty Christian. We’re on the winning team!

    • jami_amerine on January 28, 2018 at 7:07 pm


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