A Lil’ Romance is in Order…

A Lil’ Romance is in Order… 6

For Christmas this year our older batch of children, the man-babies and the lady-babies, gave my husband, Justin and me a priceless gift. Wrapped in fancy paper was a coupon, offering free babysitting and dinner for two at our favorite restaurant in Dallas, the Nobu. I had a speaking event in the Dallas area so…

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The Evolution of Chill

The Evolution of Chill 6

I am neither the best mom nor am I the worst.  We don’t have a perfect family… but I think we are getting by just fine. I am pretty chill. This is a miracle. For a long time, family members were suspicious that I was going to be my Grandma Jean incarnate.  And Grandma Jean…

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A Day in the Life of Mom – the Whole Truth

A Day in the Life of Mom - the Whole Truth 1

No one would believe me, mom-life, is not a joke. “So, what did you do today?” He asked with such minimalism. Physically I couldn’t keep up with my dear husband.  Once, in an effort to gain his attention to break for lunch, two of his employees form tackled him.  He moves like he is trying…

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World’s Bestest Mom

World's Bestest Mom

I wish I was a better mother.  Truly. I don’t say this so you’ll say…”Oh, you’re so great.” In so many ways I am just not that grand. For starters, I am a yeller. One time, in a counseling session (whatever if you don’t go to counseling bravo for you and yours) a kid said,…

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Genetics, Phonetics & Synthetics

genetics, phonetics, synthetics

  I shouldn’t get shocked.  I shouldn’t get caught off guard. Alas, I am constantly shocked and further caught off guard.  I am old.  Well, maybe not old, but I am older than most of the mommies dropping off two youngsters at Mother’s Day Out. Our two youngest sons, “brothers from other mothers,” are 4…

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A little boy not pictured…fast asleep

A little boy not pictured...fast asleep

I have a favorite picture from 2015. As much as I love this picture, the things unseen in the photograph are a bigger part of this picture I love so much. On the other side of the shot, taken with my iPhone, is me.  Me, the mother of the five children. Pictured are our four…

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Don’t Pick Me…

Don't Pick Me... telephone booth

Have you seen the ridiculous Vagisil commercial where the woman walks up to a group of her “friends” and they visibly shun her because of her feminine odor?  I am including the link below.  Is this what the media really thinks goes on among women?  And if so, the media is merely comprised of 7…

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Natural Birth & Inflatable Swimming Pools

When did "natural childbirth" start involving inflatable wading pools? 2

I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Am I new? I am just hearing about this. I saw the Duggars doing “natural” deliveries in a bath tub..

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