Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Don’t Text and Drive
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: “Don’t Text and Drive.” I have a better suggestion. Don’t text and do anything else. Ever. If you feel the need to text, it should have your whole attention. Don’t text and drive, eat, walk, talk, or care for young children. Several years ago, were transitioning our family from…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Facebook, Hell, and Your Cat’s Safety
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Facebook, Hell, and Your Cat’s Safety…. All the stuff you’ve been saying/doing on Facebook Facebook. It’s a blessing and It’s a curse. However, it is not a LITERAL curse friends. If I don’t share your status, I won’t actually be cast into the bowels of hell. And here is…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: I’m Sorry, But…
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: I’m Sorry, But… Worse still, “I am sorry you…” I literally just did this. “I am sorry you…” This is not an apology. Just be sorry. When Justin and I first got married, this was our battle zone. And it was the hill I was willing to die on.…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’s Quit Saying: Do Not Taste…
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Do Not Taste My husband Justin is naturally thin. I know, so irritating. Every morning he goes into town and gets… I hope you are sitting down, ONE PLAIN CAKE DONUT and a cup of coffee. Taste buds don’t seem to be a motivating factor for him. This is…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… You’re SOOOO AWFUL!
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying… You’re SOOOO AWFUL! I remember the first hate mail I got this time last year. I have never been so shocked. Keep in mind I had a handful of readers, most of whom were family or friends and basically agreed with me. So when An Open Letter to my…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: When is the last time they had a bath?
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: When is the last time they had a bath? I don’t know. What month is it? I am not a bad mom. I consider myself an adequate mom. I think I will get a mug: “World’s Most Adequate Mom.” And I do love the smell of freshly bathed, lotioned,…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Jesus is Out to Get You
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: Jesus is Out to Get You I guess this isn’t really a “Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying…” and more “stuff you gotta stop believing.” Since before the dawn of the Saturday Night Live Church Lady, probably since the very first church lady sat her pious polyester covered butt…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: You Don’t Look Sick
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: You Don’t Look Sick “You don’t look sick.” And you don’t look senseless, still, here we are. Yeah, that was harsh. I guess, in all fairness too tough as I assume most folks think, “You don’t look sick,” is a compliment. But, if you are chronically ill or suffering…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: What’s wrong with you?
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with me? Where should I start? What is wrong with me? Ok, you asked for it. I know my husband only means well. I know he wants me to be happy and at peace; that things are balanced with me. For the most…
Read MoreStuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: I Know EXACTLY How You Feel…
Stuff I Wish You’d Quit Saying: I Know EXACTLY How You Feel… Nope. You don’t. And I am not just referring to the odd mentions, “I know exactly how you feel, losing your foster child, I took care of a transitional rescue Dalmatian. When they placed him in a forever home, I thought I would…
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